(1) You can contact me directly. Send me a request by email, including your shipping address, and any instructions about how you would like your book(s) inscribed. You can pay by sending a check, or you can pay via your PayPal account by clicking on the “Send Money” tab and using the email address murrbrewster@spiretech.com.
If paying by check, kindly send to:
Murr Brewster
5106 NE 29th Avenue
Portland Oregon 97211
Price (domestic)
$13 per book. Shipping & Handling add $4 for one, $1 extra each for additional books
(2) You can order your copy through my Createspace Store. They do take a slice for themselves.
(3) Or you can go directly to amazon.com and order one there. They keep an even bigger slice for themselves, but I won't think less of you for it.
So shoot me an email by clicking here, and in the meantime, for those of you who have already received your books, what did you think? Go ahead and hit the comment section and let everyone know what they're in for. Think of it as a public service.
I ordered three straightaway - one for ME and two for cousins I knew would appreciate the books. I have already finished mine and am given to quoting bits at people, even if they run away.
ReplyDeleteHave already ordered two more to have on hand to give as gifts. The title alone brings down the house. And that's before you tell them about Lewis and Clark and the rotting buffalo hides or the various shapes that poop comes in.
Even my poop comes in various shapes. Well, that might be more than you wanted to know.
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ReplyDeleteI laughed. I cried. I peed myself. :-)
I am sensing a theme.
DeleteHaving been a longtime Murr aficionado, I'd read some of the stuff before. Since I've been a breathing aficionado for much longer, however, I'd already forgotten most of them so it was all new and all -- well -- snortworthy. To the max. Really. I wouldn't mess with ya.
ReplyDeleteIn keeping with tradition, I'd love to say it made me defecate in my drawers. Disappointingly, however, that would be a lie. I did fart a couple of times.
At least you tried. We here at Murrmade Productions will take whatever emissions you can manage.
DeleteWell deserving of cherry rhubarb cobbler bars! Though like anything else ingested, they might make you poop.
ReplyDeleteOn a good day.
DeleteThanks Nena for inviting me to your fabulous bookstore! I had a blast. And it was the eye of the hurricane for my Cold That Will Not Die. I've been coughing uncontrollably for three days, didn't cough once during my reading, and am coughing again now. Obviously I need to do more readings.
Hope you soon get a Kindle version out. I keep checking back. I'm down to less than ten real books and need to get them gone. My Honda Fit can hold two readers, but few books, along with the rest of my possessions.
ReplyDeleteWe'd sort of planned on it, but I don't know. I'm busy writing more books. Besides--although I'm totally with you on the real-books-vs-ebooks question, and have a spare library myself--THIS book belongs on your toilet tank, where whatever you currently have there needs replacing, for sanitary reasons.
DeleteYour left sidebar for buying your book, "Trousering Your Weasel," repeatedly sends me the clicker to this comment box, not to a price and order form. As a fellow retired member of Branch 82, I must alert you. --I don't have an actual comment on your article, other than I hope I don't have to call Century Link again.
ReplyDeleteWell, shoot! As in shoot me an email at murrbrewster@spiretech.com and we'll work it out!
DeleteMe too! I want to buy a copy for my bro's birthday at the end of the month. I'll send an email, too.
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